Someone's ideal job?

I've grown disillusioned with job sites recently (which is disappointing for someone who hoped to confine their job-hunting to standard working hours - more specifically, his employer's standard working hours) but came across this (via SlackerManager):

BOOK PUBLICITY GIMMICK. Looking for a professional businessman to runthroughout downtown D.C., Dupont Circle and Georgetown with a toilet seaton his head, preferably during hot weather. Job entails dressingprofessionally and handing
out toilet paper to interested residents. Jobwill pay 35 dollars, or 7 dollars
an hour, for one afternoon's worth of work.

I need to check the relocation benefits I guess.

Interested? Pop along to the Craig's List ad